Time to stop the phone scam bullies

Time to stop the phone scam bullies


Southwest News-Herald Friday, March 14, 2014

English: Official portrait of United States At...

English: Official portrait of United States Attorney General Eric Holder Español: Retrato oficial de Fiscal General de los Estados Unidos Eric Holder (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

For the past few months, I have been receiving telephone calls from (347) 559-0378, telling me I am going to be charged with a crime if I do not return their call immediately to (202) 754-8079.

Now, I know a lot of people would like to put me in jail simply because they hate my opinions, fortunately a freedom that is still protected under the U.S. Constitution.

But what I don’t understand is how these scammers can get away with what they are doing to residents not just in Illinois but across the country, without getting caught.

Here’s the message they have left on my answering machine:

“You need to call us before this matter goes to the federal court house or before you get arrested by the County Sheriff’s officers. Kindly call us back on our number, which is (202) 754-8079, repeat (202) 754-8079. Don’t disregard this message and do return the call before the situation does worsen on you. To know more about this please press 1 now. To ignore this message, please press 9. Thank you and have a wonderful day.”

The caller ID identifies the caller openly as coming from (347) 559-0378.

Every day, people are being scammed into sending money to these threatening bullies. Seniors. Families.

Why can’t the U.S. Attorney’s office shut these scammers down? Why can’t the state attorneys general come down hard on these scammers? The caller claims the “County Sheriff” is involved, so why isn’t the county sheriff doing something about this?

Why can’t the telephone company shut these scammers down? If I can call the phone number, why can’t the telephone company call the phone number.

If you have been reading my column long, you know I don’t shy away from a fight. I called the 202 number and immediately got into an argument with a lady who answered the phone. Eventually, she hung up. And that made me feel good.

screenshot of James Cagney from the film G Men

screenshot of James Cagney from the film G Men (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Email scammers are so disappointing because you miss the chance to shove it back in the faces of the email scammers the way you can do it on a telephone.

If I can call (202) 754-8079, so can our crime fighting authorities. Put these scammers away in jail for threatening people and impersonating government officers.

How is it that with all the technology we have today, the scammers can use it to their advantage to lie and steal, but the victims can’t seem to get anyone to easily trace the scammers to their point of origin.

Clearly, these are scammers who know how to use our technology better than our crime fighters know how to fight against the criminals.

If one of our government officials in the crime fighting industry is reading this column, maybe they might want to call that 202 number and read this script back to them:

“Hi. I’m the Attorney General of the United States and I am calling to demand that you immediately identify yourself and turn yourself in to the local police authorities. Failure to turn yourself in could result in your immediate arrest and detention in the ‘hole,’ which if you are familiar with any James Cagney movie, you know that is a horrible place to sit for the rest of your freaking life. Press 1 if you understand. Press 9 if you need to book a reservation and get the hell out of our country. Thank you. And have a nice day!”

Ray Hanania is an award winning former Chicago City Hall reporter and columnist. Reach him at http://www.TheMediaOasis.com.

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